sex ghost porches

drugs
hey all…or none
we’ve got our last new york show tonite in greenpoint, bk
coco66 w/ beacon
everybody’s drunk and it’s everybody’s birthday

beneath the grime of underground spaceships, just above the fog rolling in on the lake, sits a one legged dog on a porch.  summer is here like you wouldn’t believe it and the dog twists another heater and sparks it with his paw.  electro-booty clap sad pop spread dream fuzz is rolling ‘round the country like a bead of sweat down your back. hopefully we’ll end up somewhere below your waist.  keep your eye out for broken hearts and salt deposits.  PORCHES. is in love with you.

hey all…or none

we’ve got our last new york show tonite in greenpoint, bk

coco66 w/ beacon

everybody’s drunk and it’s everybody’s birthday

beneath the grime of underground spaceships, just above the fog rolling in on the lake, sits a one legged dog on a porch.  summer is here like you wouldn’t believe it and the dog twists another heater and sparks it with his paw.  electro-booty clap sad pop spread dream fuzz is rolling ‘round the country like a bead of sweat down your back. hopefully we’ll end up somewhere below your waist.  keep your eye out for broken hearts and salt deposits.  PORCHES. is in love with you.

http://www.porchesmusic.bandcamp.com

porches. day 1 july/august tour

july 1st silent barn 9:00 p.m. make yerself a hot tanktop…i did

july 2nd effing The Frat House New Paltz…cut off jeens w/ pockets and butt cheeks sticking out please

july 4th mother fucking pleasantville america extravaganza lombardi house…lake trip, nude…tanlines duh

july 5th the shit balls whastsup DELANCEY w/ turbosleaze and effing nelsonvillains fucking rock and rowl

july 6th for all you williamsburger waiting tables to make ends meet…come out to coco66 to get laid…and listen to dance music and cry a little bit

i’ll keep ya’ll posted fer da rest

derain
porches.-je t’aime

the new record

plz download…post it to everything you own…on the internet
it worked last time!
ok
rock and roll
www.porchesmusic.bandcamp.com

derain

porches.-je t’aime

the new record

plz download…post it to everything you own…on the internet

it worked last time!

ok

rock and roll

www.porchesmusic.bandcamp.com

porches. plays at PIANOs in nyc tonite
dream baby dream

porches. plays at PIANOs in nyc tonite

dream baby dream

the breasts were swelling everywhere i turned.
in heat
in adolesence
in sweat
in ice-skating rinks
god put me on earth to age at a cafe while crooning at the slightest tilt of things.

my insides a shallow moon and busted clouds
my face a dog

i am capable of loving 
i am capable of hating
i want everything surrounding
i want to waste away getting piss drunk on sexy sweat

i need to melt
i need to freeze

under the busted moon, beneath the busted clouds, atop a busted hill, inside a busted car
godbless the deer and their skittish nature
jolly old st. bart the fog rolls in
and for fucksake i’m lovesick for the world again
and i’ve gotta leave it soon.




SEX GOD performance tonite at silent barn tommorow at yippie museum
i have this to sell (with that poem written on the back)
among other body parts

the breasts were swelling everywhere i turned.

in heat

in adolesence

in sweat

in ice-skating rinks

god put me on earth to age at a cafe while crooning at the slightest tilt of things.

my insides a shallow moon and busted clouds

my face a dog

i am capable of loving 

i am capable of hating

i want everything surrounding

i want to waste away getting piss drunk on sexy sweat

i need to melt

i need to freeze

under the busted moon, beneath the busted clouds, atop a busted hill, inside a busted car

godbless the deer and their skittish nature

jolly old st. bart the fog rolls in

and for fucksake i’m lovesick for the world again

and i’ve gotta leave it soon.

SEX GOD performance tonite at silent barn tommorow at yippie museum

i have this to sell (with that poem written on the back)

among other body parts

guard me like a junkyard dog
i cannot sleep ever
i am happy
i am sad
porches record is happening
it is sounding good

guard me like a junkyard dog

i cannot sleep ever

i am happy

i am sad

porches record is happening

it is sounding good

black coffee sweat
dog bark
hot pants
baked clams
salt fuck ocean 
sex sex sex sex

i am going to jump in the lake and then drive north to record a porches. album
i will be communicating with mick jagger, debbie harry, neil, and everything sad and sexy in between via a shape shifting very silver and very time traveling boat
je t’aime and i don’t care

black coffee sweat

dog bark

hot pants

baked clams

salt fuck ocean 

sex sex sex sex

i am going to jump in the lake and then drive north to record a porches. album

i will be communicating with mick jagger, debbie harry, neil, and everything sad and sexy in between via a shape shifting very silver and very time traveling boat

je t’aime and i don’t care

eff.
the dress a drooling turquoise plus tan
i am a pool and you are a goddess
wishing the air was a cigarette.
and everything got so lonely i can’t really care anymore
bout the black hole dream where aunt katie did ballet in the tomato plants
and i was crying like a bebe
so get stoned in the coral and the ocean becomes plastic whisky
and the internet was still a poor idea trapped in an unfortunate oyster
while the others were wet, willing, and amicable pussies
cooing over eloping…some people get old and stop rocking out
fuck that
intact penis’ unite…and lisa? at the office? ok.
i swear to god i will allow mick jagger to make me cum one of these days
maybe if i stop sweating over hot busted mess combing curly salt hair in tinny supermodel land of the foxland
and on the 69th day god created tan lines to confuse everything in the universe
PORCHES. at HILLSTOCK music fest in brooklyn on saturday 4:30…grand wizard theodore djing block party afterwards (WHAT THE FUCKKK!!!!!)

eff.

the dress a drooling turquoise plus tan

i am a pool and you are a goddess

wishing the air was a cigarette.

and everything got so lonely i can’t really care anymore

bout the black hole dream where aunt katie did ballet in the tomato plants

and i was crying like a bebe

so get stoned in the coral and the ocean becomes plastic whisky

and the internet was still a poor idea trapped in an unfortunate oyster

while the others were wet, willing, and amicable pussies

cooing over eloping…some people get old and stop rocking out

fuck that

intact penis’ unite…and lisa? at the office? ok.

i swear to god i will allow mick jagger to make me cum one of these days

maybe if i stop sweating over hot busted mess combing curly salt hair in tinny supermodel land of the foxland

and on the 69th day god created tan lines to confuse everything in the universe

PORCHES. at HILLSTOCK music fest in brooklyn on saturday 4:30…grand wizard theodore djing block party afterwards (WHAT THE FUCKKK!!!!!)